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      There was a church that had problems with outsiders parking in its parking lots, so they put up a sign:
                  CHURCH CAR PARK - FOR MEMBERS ONLY
                      Trespassers will be baptized!

"How will you spend eternity -- Smoking or Nonsmoking?"

"Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."

Bible Trivia

1) Which of the prophets spoke of beating swards into plowshares?
a. Ezekeil, b. Jeremiah, c. Isaiah, d. Malachi

2) What trade-related task were James and John working on when
      Jesus called them?
        a. Sharpening saws, b. Preparing fishing nets, c. Repairing a wheel,
      d. Cooking lamb stew

3) As long as Christmas has been celebrated, it has been on
December 25 (T/F)

4) Joseph was from:
       A. Bethlehem                D. Egypt
     B. Jerusalem                E. Minnesota
     C. Nazareth                 F. None of the above.

5) How did Joseph and Mary travel to Bethlehem?
       A. Camel                      D. Volkswagen
       B. Donkey                    E. Joseph walked, Mary rode
     C. Walked                    F. Who knows???

6) Mary and Joseph were married when Mary became pregnant. (T/F)

7) How many angels spoke to the shepherds?
A. One C. A "multitude"
B. Three D. None of the above

8)  What did the innkeeper tell Mary and Joseph?
      A. Come back after the Christmas rush.
      B. I have a stable you can use.
      C. There is no room in the inn.
      D. Both B and C.
      E. There is a real nice motel down the road with cable T.V.
            and a Contiental Breakfast.
       F.   No one knows.

9)  Jesus was delivered in a :
      A. Stable                        D. Barn
      B. Manger                       E.   St. Luke's Hospital
     C. Cave                           F.   Unknown

10)  Who saw the "star in the east"?
        A. Shepherds                  D. Three kings
        B. Cows, donkeys, sheep    E. Both A and D
        C. Mary and Joseph          F. None of the above

(for answers cleck here)